I am: still alive.
Feeling: very tired.
Will be: coming back very soon.
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In case you hadn’t guessed, I’m insanely slammed at work. With any luck I’ll have something to cool to show by 9/1. Until then, expect intermittent posting. Rather than give you tripe (see: twitter digests, LOL cats, etc), I’m going for quality over quantity.
If you get really lonely, you can [...]

This past week was a nightmare. I had a tough time convincing myself that the day was worth getting out of bed for. Some stuff had gone down at work involving a colleague leaving, and it had changed the atmosphere of the team. And that sucks because I normally enjoy my job, [...]

platypi - Nature’s way of saying "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking cripple you." #
after much procrastination, i’m headed to the gym. #
At the brass monkey closing up this week once and for all. #

can’t figure out why Google Apps won’t play nice with my (mt) DV acct. why why why? #
ok. sleep time. long day, short night. #
Trying to will myself out of bed and on to the streets. #
just found out something I should have known at the beginning of the project. back to [...]

another late night at the office. rocking out in the main conference room. sshftwomg #
baaaaaaaaaaaaaam. peanut butter and jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam! #
damn this 140 char. count limit. I’ve been forced back into the world of childlike abbreviations for serious subjects. "u 8 my <3, … #
@Stammy my work net - you [...]

So a lot of people have asked me why I went to Peru, and my favorite answer is “why not?” The truth is that while I’ve spent extensive amounts of time in Central America, I had yet to step foot in South America. I was perusing some wall comments left by my brother [...]

30 minutes in a hot shower and I feel human again. Amazing. Hello New York!! #
all gussied up. heading over to HR, and then to the new offices! I’ve never been so excited to go to work… #

@iamnatasha - eng. thats nothing to be proud of. #
rush rush slam slam so much to do! #

As I write this post, I sit in a coffeehouse/bar on Orchard Street in the Lower East Side. It has been a long time coming, but after 3 major apartment moves in almost as many months, I can honestly say that I’m starting to feel at home in New York. This apartment is [...]