I’m not sure if this has been in place for ages and I just noticed it, or if it is fresh out of the even, but David Karp of Tumblr fame has a jaw-dropping archives page. Update: Mark pointed out this this is a site-wide archive page. Sorry for not making that clear. Thanks, Mark!

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Yes, it is in fact Natasha’s birthday. I’m not quite sure who told you, but your sources were correct. Try not to alert the paparazzi, we are trying to keep this a tame night.
Although we all seem to be reaching that “no presents, please” age, I decided to go out and grab a [...]

Although I made the initial purchase a couple weeks ago, I have officially moved EliHorne.com and most of my properties over to the new Media Temple account. So far the consistency in environments and single-login are vastly better than where I was before (host will not be named).
At the beginning, supporting the [...]

Dear Neglected Blog:
Time and time again, I make commitments to pay more attention, to be more attentive, to simply be there for you. The ugly reality is that each and every time, I’ve failed to follow through. Not saying that this is going to change, but at least I’m aware of the problem. [...]