Mr. Bike Thief -
I’ve been thinking about this post for a solid 1/2 hour now while I walked back from the Presidential election. You are right, it was stupid of me to lock my bike on a dark street in New York City. Honestly, I considered attempting to lock my rear wheel [...]

RESOLUTION: See the last comment below and “Theftoptopia Gate is officially over.”
I got an IM today from friend and ex-roomie Alex Shanfeld who said:
alex: a wall paper made by you came up on my super cool background program jawn. gumballs.
me: is your super cool background program randomly grabbing flickr images?
alex: i don’t think so. [...]