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I’m probably going to get flamed over this, but what the hell. Here I present in no particular order my top 10 ways to spot a Flash designer. (Disclaimer: Hey, I started with flash too. It’s just, some of us decide to grow up eventually.)

Thinks tiny unreadable text is a bonus. [...]