Long story short (which gets explained in the email below), I was offered an opportunity to go to WWDC by my work, but now the site is saying that it is sold out (for the first time ever!).
This is my last hope that either someone from Apple will see this blog, or someone [...]

For the past two days I’ve had the pleasure of unpacking, tweaking, and stress testing a brand new Macbook Air. No, I didn’t get to keep it. It is currently being flown overnight via UPS to my laptop-less mother in New Orleans, in hopes of being a suitable replacement to her much loved [...]