I couldn’t make this up if I wanted to. Shortly after firing off my sniveling email where I begged for a ticket like a groveling fanboy, this showed up in my inbox:
I stared at it for a couple seconds, trying to decide whether I was hallucinating, or if this was some cruel joke being [...]
annoyed that google reader all but disables the tab key. at least in safari. also annoyed theres no dashboard widget other than rustybrick #
wooo. only 150 tweets away from my 1,000th. time to open the spam floodgates. jk zomg! #
ernie and burt go brutal - http://tinyurl.com/yqdggr #
just took the bbc fake [...]