Yes, it is in fact Natasha’s birthday. I’m not quite sure who told you, but your sources were correct. Try not to alert the paparazzi, we are trying to keep this a tame night.
Although we all seem to be reaching that “no presents, please” age, I decided to go out and grab a little something. The running theme seems to be to get each other TrackStar gifts, but I was having lunch at a great Thai place today, and remembered that she’s very interested in Buddhism. One “Buddha devotional with built-in candle holder” and my errands were complete.
We’ll be hanging out with the NY Aunts and Uncle, as well as any stragglers who may decide to crash the party. If Tumblr enabled comments, I’d say to go congratulate her on surviving yet another year, but no go. I’d offer her CreepSpace url, but I refuse to endorse that catastrophe of an online destination. You are all relegated to sending your wishes of joy and happiness via brainwaves from wherever you may be at the moment.
Check you chumps later.
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