Breaking news: CNN reports that a stingray killed the ‘Crocodile Hunter.”
Now I know what you are all thinking:
Did one of those gnarly crocs finally get a piece of that Irwin chap?
Nope. Nature exacted its revenge for all of those reptile wrasslin’ matches in the form of a stingray barb through the chest! Honestly, I can’t think of a more manly way to die.
“Irwin was killed by a stingray barb that went through his chest, according to Cairns police sources. Irwin was filming an underwater documentary at the time.
Ambulance officers confirmed they attended a reef fatality Monday morning off Port Douglas, according to Australian media.”
Safari hats off to you, Mr. Croc Hunter. You were a better person than most of us can ever hope to be. Even when you dangled your baby over the fence while feeding a vicious infant-eating machine.
So I gotta ask. Is anyone surpised? The man went out looking for this kinda stuff. Like. Ok.. Do we stop rolling now, Steve?
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